at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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