'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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