I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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