Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do vagina's smell?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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