just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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