i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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