I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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