Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
