"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Never joke about your clitoris.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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