so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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