it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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