I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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