last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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