Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Mom said you looked used
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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