4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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