Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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