Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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