I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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