Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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