I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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