You just made me feel so damn special
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
