Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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