Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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