do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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