yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Congratulations! We have a period
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