he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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