in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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