i just google imaged poop.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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