I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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