Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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