if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Duck Duck Cougar?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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