You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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