It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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