Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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