I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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