butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You ruined the universe
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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