a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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