i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
