If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
