So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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