Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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