True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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