She's JV to your varsity
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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