Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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