Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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