Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Randomize
