i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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