Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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