Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
