Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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