Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm just crazy horny about you
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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