I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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