Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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