Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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