Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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